ode to Poland

Cabbage with my eggs.
Cabbage in my kebab.
Cabbage in my Caesar salad.
Cabbage as my salad.
Red cabbage, white cabbage.
Cabbage!

Pickles in my kebab.
Pickles with my smoked salmon.
Pickles and cabbage as my salad??

Sesame seeds on my pretzels?

Vodka! Vodka! Vodka!
No Kahlua, no cream.
Vodka! Vodka! Vodka!